TehZorzGuy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Reimagine :The Game:]

Still as relevant as ever.

:The Game: has really evolved over the past three iterations from being a completely nonsensical mess, to a completely nonsensical mess EQUIPPED WITH more pop-culture references than you can shake a hoof at. The very simple yet signature style makes everything fit together, and sits right on the verge of recognizability.
The humour in this game is one of the reasons why I keep playing it. Airport security bacon, Bieber's O-face, pelican fuel, the list goes on. :The Game: has surpassed, quite literally, with flying colours the days when the same white guy would fall off the same green platform over and over with only slight variations in each level (The pseudo-intellectual in me wants to call it "minimalist humour"). Couple the comedy and style with music that could make everything that exists less serious, and you've got a formula for infinite profits.
Now for the gameplay. I'll start with the positive aspects and all that crap:
I really like how the mish-mash of memes were actually implemented as gameplay elements that added to the uniqueness of each level rather than just a costume plastered onto an identical frame. Super Meat Dress, Black Smoke Ke$ha, Angry iPortal Birds, Cullen & Bieber, etc. All of these are good examples of how to actually make something perform differently rather than just look different.
The biggest problem with this game though, is the platforming itself. The basic controls aren't particularly bad, the problem is when something is added to the platforms like, for example, THEY START SPINNING. Fuck, the sudden abrupt change in the orientation of the environment makes it extremely difficult to predict and land a jump at times. And since so many levels involved this element, it did impact the score a little.
In conclusion:
-Awesome game, but make it spin a bit less.
-I type a lot.
-Hooray for ponies! MLP represent!

Wow, umm... I'm gonna go write a novel or something now. Biya.

[i Hate Oxygen]

Well...

It's got no sound, the time is cut in half, it's severely repetetive almost instantly.
For a first effort it's not that bad but it has some key areas where upgrades are necessary.

p.s. Francis hates oxygen, too.

igun responds:

:Lol
i hate oxygen but steel breath..
thank's for review..
i'll upgrade it soon..

[The Impossible Magic Tric]

Kinda Freaky...

I did it three times in a row and it worked!

[The Impossible Quiz 3]

beat it

that was too easy now i am goina go out side in a thunderstorm and dodge rain

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

bugs

if you equip a beretta fully loaded, pick up another, and then drop it, you still have full ammo for 2 guns even though you are carrying one gun.
Also, I only completed one map on arena size, but they all have the exact same best score. I listed the score for one map on arena size on all of them.

[Mr. Smiley Dress Up Game]

Ugh...

If a person submitted crap and then compared it to this, there would be no difference. Try to work on making sure that clothing for bodies goes behind the head, adding more variety, better drawing, and less suck.

[This Is A Test!!!]

not faggy

oh well, at least this wil pass judgement cuz its awesome.

[Tower Stacker]

Meh

Howcome there isn't a way to watch the towere colapse?! It just pauses and says "Explore". That sucks.
Aside from that, it was a game that I was able to enjoy for a couple minutes, before the lack of destruction drowns out all the fun.

[Madness Regent]

great

but the severe lack of checkpoints in the last area, and the tedious time it takes to break those radios, just makes the last area very frustrating.

[Insanity Test 2]

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

This is almost exactly the same as the first one. You cheap bastard